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Ask/submit boxes closed due to spoilers for Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII.
Okay, so Square Enix. Tomorrow’s Easter, so I’ve got an idea for a new IP for you. It’s a bit of an explanation, so just bear with me!
It’s an RPG based on The New Testament where you play as Jesus and his Apostles. Well, first you control Mary and Joseph coming to Bethlehem on Christmas Eve looking for an inn with a whole bunch of quick-time events and shit. And then you go through the nativity where you have to do quick-time actions during Mary’s delivery and then he’s born and he grows up and gets lost in the Temple and you know all that. Then he starts performing miracles in a bit of a mission-based sort of gameplay (think how you made Crisis Core, Final Fantasy Type-0 and Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days) for everyone. And then you recruit the 12 Apostles as your party members and all that.
Insert Disc 2 WHEN PALM SUNDAY AND HOLY WEEK COME. Jesus goes to pray for 40 days and 40 nights in a boss fight against Satan with quick time scenes (Cinematic Actions from XIII-2!), and then you ride into Jerusalem on your donkey in an FMV scene. Then Judas leaves the party and betrays you on Holy Thursday! BOSS FIGHT AGAINST THE ROMAN SOLDIERS AND JEWISH HIGH PRIESTS THAT COME TO ARREST YOU. Go through the trial (dialogue trees during the trial with Pilate and the crowd) then more FMV scenes to show the scourging at the pillar and then you have to fight your way up Golgotha carrying the cross and you come across Mary and the children and Veronica and Simon helps you carry and you replenish HP. FMV SCENE WHEN JESUS DIES ON THE CROSS. END DISC 2.
Disc three starts with the morning of Easter Sunday when Jesus’ tomb is found empty then you reclaim control of him and then you have a mission where you have to convince Thomas that you’re real and not an impostor and shit. AND THE APOSTLES’ JOB CLASSES LEVEL UP ON PENTECOST WHEN THE HOLY SPIRIT APPEARS ON THEM. Then FMV scene when Jesus ascends to Heaven and you control the Apostles in more mission gameplay where you’re spreading the word of God and shit and then FINAL DUNGEON: THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS. The world is ending and Jesus is about to come again and conduct the Last Judgment (hence the name of the game). And then the final boss fight is SATAN! Fight fight fight then ending FMV scene where the faithful are taken up to Heaven and greeted at the gates by St. Peter then CREDITS.
You will make millions. And you could even do a whole bunch of DLC scenarios where the Roman Empire adopts Christianity and then the Council of Nicea or when Martin Luther tries to reform the Catholic Church. There are a billion Christians in the world; do you KNOW how lucrative that market is!?
Shoot. I’d buy it.
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